imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via profit-motive)

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(Source: exhaledoom, via silence-mind)